Re: I'm back!
Posted by Ry on September 05, 2023 at 00:16:30
In Reply to: Ry posted by Ben on August 28, 2023 at 05:30:55:
YO Guyz,
I'm back!!
I'm AMAZED U ALL missed me lk dat!! It's REALLY nice to know I've made an impression on U ALL! WHATEVER dat might B! Thanks Ben Bro.
So, yeh we just got back from our hols bungalow by the sea ... back to skwl tomoz & it's a fckin HEATWAVE ... I'm gonna proper melt in my blazer & tie in a sealed classroom!! So by tomorrow night I will be DEAD ... AGAIN!!
So, coz Jay didn't come with us on our hols ... he's literally holding the baby now! Who wud hav thought U'd b taught practical baby making lessons behind the bike sheds at a PRIVATE skwl with girls?!!He stays wi his GF at her house now to look after da baby ... he's come to skwl LOADS of times wi baby sick down the front of his blazer & skwl shirt! I just flick his tie & say, "dats 1 ting I've never done yet ... roll in baby sick!" He just glares at ME & says ... U don't know wa U'r d*ck is for M8!! I do btw ... but won't b making babies wi rubbers, LOL!
So, we took my 11 yr old Cuz wi us on hols. Don't know wa his Parents wa doing entrusting him to my guiding hand! What on earth cud go wrong?!! Now most normal kids wud say, "when can we go to the AMUSEMENTS or hav ice cream?!" Oh NO, not him ... "Ry when can we go to the sea for a swim!" Even I wa shocked ... but den dis is the same kid who had just put on ALL his brand new Xmas clothes & lk £120 trainers at xmas & when we went to the cinema he started jumping in puddles & got completely saturated ... b4 we even got to the cinema!
Anyways, my plan WAS to go to the rides & amusements & den on da way back go along the beach & 'sea' wa happened! No fckin chance wi him, straight on da beach & ran straight into da sea ... deliberately dipping his head under to complete da look!! Not a cm dry ... completely soaked ... so den we went to da rides wi him dripping & squelching everywhere!! I got ma trainers, sox & jeans wet up to ma knees ... but daren't go out any further coz I wud get washed away wi da waves ... still sik fun tho ... but dis kid is crazy!! I can't wait for him to start Yr 7 tomoz at our skwl ... U thought I wa bad ... U ain't seeen nothing YET!! His uniform won't make it to the October half term!
So, thanks Guyz & I can't wait to post more when da FUN starts!
Safe, Ry.
- Re: I'm back! Zonie 05:24:21 9/08/2023
(0)
- Re: I'm back! Ben 16:52:02 9/05/2023
(0)
- Re: I'm back! Matt 14:47:11 9/05/2023
(0)